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The pig headed bully boy

29.04.19

The pig headed bully boy arrogance of Prime Minister Morrison in tonight’s supposed debate was breathtaking. He could not enunciate any positive policy of his own, and preferred to talk over his opponent. Surely Australians do not want this ignorant, bereft policy free Prime Minister to remain in office.

We need a progressive government to finally institute policy to deal with the current dangerous Climate Change natural disasters we have seen recently in Australia. The extended drought, the recent flood catastrophe in Townsville, heatwaves the length and breadth of this wide brown land, increased severity and frequency of cyclones, the list goes on. It’s just not good enough to fiddle while Rome burns, and tell journalist that “there’s nothing to see here.”

This Abbott/Turnbull/Morrison scandal ridden government needs to go. The PM has not had a go at solving any of the many problems that face this great nation, so he “has to go.”

Regards,

Shaun Newman

13 Laura Court, Deeragun

Townsville, North Queensland, 4818

Ph: 0747516184

Email – sne35565@westnet.com.au

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Almost unbelievable

28.04.19

Almost unbelievable, the L’NP tax cuts to some of the most privileged people in the Australian economy, middle income Australia, and indeed The Treasurer actually used as his preferred model a teacher whose hubby is a tradie with a combined income of up to $200,000 per annum, certainly a nice situation to be in and one that many Aussies wish they were in.

This takes no account of the reality that more than half of the Australian workforce is  not fulltime and a large percentage are ‘under-employed’ and thus not earning to their full potential. Nor does this budget do anything for those workers who are having to do two jobs to make a half decent amount of money due to the lowest wages growth in 60 years.

Like all Liberal/ LNP budgets it positively discriminates against the lowest income earners with a heart of stone toward those poor souls on Newstart, 60% of whom have been on this miserly benefit for more than 2 years,. Can anyone reading this letter really imagine surviving on $277 per week?

This budget is clearly built on the backs of NDIS and Newstart recipients, with the NDIS scheme being again short changed by yet another $3 Billion in the coming financial year while the happy elite use their tax cuts for an overseas holiday. The hollow extra money for the Australian Taxation Office to supposedly chase the Multinational corporations without any new legislation is meaningless and only provides a fig leaf for this L’NP chaotic government to hide behind.

Regards,

Shaun Newman

13 Laura Court, Deeragun

Townsville, North Queensland, 4818

Ph: 0747516184

Email – sne35565@westnet.com.au

24.04.19

If recent polls are any indication close to 60% of all Australians are increasingly alarmed with the increasing occurrences of climate Change, as in heatwaves, bushfires, floods, extended droughts and increasing cyclonic activity. The people are not stupid they take note of what is happening around them.

Those surveyed were also dismayed with the political parties effort to announce effective policies to counter this warming planet. Two decades ago I was considered a lunatic by some for suggesting that as many people as possible install solar panels systems, the acceptance of in excess of 2 million Australian homes with solar panels in 2019 seems to suggest that my judgement was sound.

Much more still needs to be done, not the least of which is vehicle emissions and renewable energy generation in the form of solar farms and pumped hydroelectricity and wind to name a few. We are feeling the devastating effects now, not in the future, but in the present. Action has become urgent as we are not acting fast enough to address the situation. Governments Local, State and Federal need to act now because the situation has reached a crisis.

 

The scandal ridden Abbott/Turnbull/Morrison L’NP government

21.04.19

The scandal ridden Abbott/Turnbull/Morrison L’NP government cannot escape its chaotic brief history even in this election campaign, as serious questions are being asked with regard to $80 million water buy-backs on the Murray-Darling Rivers.

It seems that a record amount was paid to a company whom the Energy Minister Angus Taylor had previously worked for. Apparently the company is registered in the Cayman Islands, a known tax haven, and has boasted of making a $52 million profit on the deal.

The public really needs a Royal Commission into the Murray-Darling to clarify what has taken place with the management of this river system regarding possible corruption. Something has gone astray and needs to investigated and exposed as this river system is one of the most important in Australia to our economic success.

Regards,

Shaun Newman

I inteded writing a letter

20.04.19

I intended writing a letter concerning the laws of the Czech Republic on food, being far more health conscious and humanitarian than Australia’s in that all food that is nearing it’s use by date by law has to be passed on the their ‘food bank.’ However my attention has been taken by the worldwide protests of people wanting their governments to act on Climate Change.

We in Australia have seen protests from school children and others in recent times, but something Bill Shorten said the other day struck me as being quite true. He said no amount of evidence will convince a climate denier, which may be true. I saw the frightening power of Cyclone Althea in 1974 Cat 4, fast forward to the 21st century. Queensland has been affected by Cyclone’s Ingrid 2005 Cat5, Larry 2006 Cat4/5, Monica 2006 Cat 5, George 2007 Cat 5, Yasi 2011 Cat 5, Marcia 2015 Cat 5, and Debbie Cat 4, all in just 19 years.

Surely this is alone is all the evidence one would need who lives in North Queensland to be against mining and burning more coal? We have the technology to produce and store energy from the Sun, free of charge. We have Queensland’s largest dam to our west, the Burdekin Falls Dam, on which Mr Shorten and his Herbert representative want to build a Hydroelectricity power station to provide North Queensland at last with base load power, if only the climate deniers could see the merit in these projects.

Shaun Newman

 

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The AIM NetworkNews and PoliticsHMAS Chum Bucket almost scuppered in a week of scandal and self-sabotage.

HMAS Chum Bucket almost scuppered in a week of scandal and self-sabotage.

Loose lips sink ships. “Hockey owes me”, a brief indiscretion over a mate’s favour – now disputed by both- almost blows HMAS Chum Bucket, the Coalition’s yellow submarine out of the water, this week. Yet “chum-gate” is merely the latest scandal in a series of political depth-charges that threaten to sink the rudderless tub that is the Morrison government.

Trump-like, Morrison retreats into howling down shonky Bill Shorten. No-one can trust Bill. His policies mean bigger taxes, sky-high power prices and a government run like a union (of thugs). He recycles Howard-era fear of boat people and blends in a bit of the budgie smuggler’s carbon taxing, big spending big Labor Scare Campaign of 2013.

No-one can get a straight answer out of ScoMo. He doesn’t run commentary, he says, or he’s just getting on with the job when journalists dare venture a question about Helloworld Travel. He denies that Joe Hockey instructed staff to meet on 26 April 2017 with Helloworld travel subsidiary QBT before it lobbied for government.

“I’m advised embassy staff did not meet QBT or other staff in relation to the tender and embassy staff have met and corresponded with a whole range of travel providers to discuss the embassy’s travel requirements.”

Labor’s Jim Chalmers responds that DFAT has documented Hockey’s request.

“The prime minister is denying something of which there are reports of documents which exist from officials in the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade – that is a very serious matter.”

Morrison shrugs it aside. Always he’s got better things to do than be accountable. He simply repeats his facile, clapped-out Canberra bubble mantra; nobody outside the Canberra bubble cares (about dodgy, dirty deals or wanton profligacy).

ScoMo goes OS. No. Not to China where mystery shrouds major Chinese port Dalian’s decision to ban further imports of Australian coal. That would require leadership and independence from Trump’s US China-bashing policy. He pays a flying visit to New Zealand, his maternal grandfather, Sandy’s homeland, but he’s careful not to outstay his welcome. Not every Kiwi is thrilled to see him given the Coalition’s deportation policy. And not all former colleagues love him.

In 1998, Morrison was inaugural Managing Director of New Zealand’s Office of Tourism and sport, a body offering advice to government where he reported to NZ Tourism Minister, Murray McCully but was not universally popular. “Hard man” ScoMo, as he was seen, takes credit for the 100% Pure NZ campaign, for which he contracted M&C Saatchi- whose services he sought for his later controversial campaign at Tourism Australia “Australia, where the bloody hell are you?”

Morrison and McCully clashed with the independent NZ Tourism Board and a number of officials and board members resigned during his tenure. Morrison, himself, resigned in 2000, one year before his contract was up. As with Helloworld Travel, or with his termination from Tourism Australia he himself has never given a satisfactory explanation.

In 1999, the NZ Auditor General challenged Morrison’s handling of an independent review and found two payouts of staff in 2008 to be unlawful. The auditor’s report was critical of Morrison’s job performance in ways that are echoed by the Australian National Audit Office (ANAO), nine years later, which finds his management of Tourism Australia marred by non-consultation, making unilateral decisions, not observing due process and restricting board access to information. Little appears to have changed since.

Not everyone hates him. Tim Fischer is a big fan – as is Martin Ferguson but Fran Bailey, Tourism Minister at the time, observes of Morrison, “I’m sure he’s learned how to work with people better these days. His career has certainly had a few twists and turns.”

In his quick trip across the ditch, Friday, Morrison cops an earful from Kiwi PM Jacinda Ardern about all the Aussies born in New Zealand his government is repatriating, even though most have no family in the land of the long white shroud. It’s another diplomatic triumph as he cops a mouthful from Ardern. The NZ Herald reports,

“Ardern didn’t mince words. She employed the strongest criticism yet of any New Zealand Prime Minister or foreign minister about deportations of Kiwi offenders… The New Zealand people have a dim view of the deportation of people who move to Australia as children and have grown up there with often little or no lasting connection to here.

Ardern’s referring to 1,500 NZ citizens deported since 2015. Coalition “immigration reforms” grant the Department of Home Affairs power to deport foreigners on nebulous ‘good character’. Last year, 600 Kiwis were deported on this criterion alone. It can be a death sentence. In the last three years, at least four people have died in Australian detention centres (where Kiwis are now the largest group. Before 2015, they were not even in the top ten).

Or they die immediately following deportation. Fatalities may be higher. Neither nation keeps records of deaths. 15,000 Kiwi citizens will be deported in the next ten years. Morrison is not receptive to Ardern’s appeals. She will not give up.

Nobody cares, ScoMo?  For all your nihilism, your Trumpista populism, the week sees the Canberra bubble burst by a series of sensational revelations. Top of the bill is the hyper-reality melodrama of “Hockey owes me” a rip-roaring, cigar-chomping, trough-snouting show of cronyism and corruption which Mark Dreyfus dubs “chum-gate”, in which Joe Hockey’s bestie Andrew Burnes’ Helloworld Travel company appears set up to win a billion dollar government contract.

Not all contracts are open, especially when the Commonwealth seeks “procurement” on Manus Island. Officials use a “limited tender” meaning no other bidders. They have to, they tell senate estimates. There are no other bidders. No-one good wants the work.

Yet this is a side issue. As the Australian Financial Review (AFR) investigation puts it, the committee wants to know “how Paladin, despite its lack of capacity, expertise or track record in the sector, appointed as the government’s main service provider on the island, becoming the recipient of contracts worth $423 million over 22 months.”

Yet journalists at the AFR quote locals who contest the government’s version and who suggest there were others who would have liked to tender for the contract. Greens senator Nick McKim gives Home Affairs a serve.

“The Paladin contracts, and the unexplained increases, yet again raise serious questions about lack of probity and due diligence inside Home Affairs. It’s an absolute disgrace that a shonky operator like Paladin is raking in the millions while comprehensively failing to provide even the most basic support for many hundreds of vulnerable refugees.”

Former CEO Craig Coleman broadly agrees with McKim. Three weeks before they gained the contract, he alleges, Paladin was,

“not well prepared to perform the role provided for under the Proposal” . He puts his view in documents he has filed with a court as part of an employment dispute with Paladin. Home Affairs cannot, of course, offer any insight and any further comment would be inappropriate given that the firm is to appear before a judge later in the year.

Yet more news does emerge of the shadowy Paladin Group’s receipt of over $A420 million over two years. A security firm is paid $1600 per refugee, per day, to pay locals to watch over men on Manus who pose little threat of escape? At least that’s the theory. News comes this week from two Manus detainees that Paladin does nothing.

Winner of the Victorian Premier’s Literary Prize, Behrouz Boochani, who has been held on Manus for six years reports,

“What I am seeing on the ground is that Paladin, they … are doing nothing,” he tells Guardian Australia. “In Australia, people ask this question now. But this question for us is for years, not only for Paladin, but all of the companies. How do they spend this money? It is a question for us, not only Paladin, [but for health contractors] IHMS, PIH.

Paladin is part of a pattern where major “offshore processing” contracts are awarded in a limited tender process. Home Affairs deputy-secretary Cheryl-Anne Moy, explains to a senate estimates committee, this week, that companies are reluctant to run our gulags where human beings are illegally detained indefinitely without charge; with no other cause than they desperately needed to flee their country of origin by boat, instead of being part of the sixty thousand or so who successfully fly in with QANTAS and other airlines. Border protection or punishment? It’s sadistic cruelty.

“Primarily the people who expressed some interest early on and then decided that they wouldn’t tender gave us the reason that there was too much noise for their organisations – they were international companies – around regional processing.”

Too much noise? Try a reluctance to be part of a punitive, illegal scheme to deny refugees human rights.

Dutton’s mob is conceding that it can’t find competent contractors because no-one good wants to work on Manus? Time to close the camps. Bring the men to Australia. Let some take up residence in Australia – but shut down Manus.

The Guardian reports major flaws in the work of Pacific International Hospital, (PIH), a PNG healthcare provider which receives $21.5 million for ten months’ service from the Australian government to look after men we placed on Manus six years ago, despite its chairman, PNG Deputy PM being found guilty of misconduct in the use of public funds.

More alarming, PIH’s expertise, competence and treatment standards are a grave cause for concern amongst refugees remaining on Manus. Coroner,Terry Ryan, confirmed their worst fears during his 2016 coronial inquest into the death of twenty-four year old Hamid Kehazaei, who died in September 2014 from a treatable leg infection. His inquest found that PIH staff did not understand that Kehazaei was critically ill, despite hearing the alarms from his life support machines.

PIH staff failure to respond directly contributed to Kehazaei’s subsequent cardiac arrest. Equally disturbing, however, bureaucrats failed to book him on the next available flight to Brisbane. As Ryan reports,

“An urgent transfer request from a doctor had languished while an immigration official queried why medication could not be sent to the detention centre instead, and then referred the request to a superior who did not read it until the next day.”

As the Coalition prepares to take asylum-seekers to Christmas Island for treatment, will it follow Coroner Ryan’s eight recommendations? These include proposing that Home Affairs enact a new written policy which puts the clinical needs of detainees first when medical transfers required the approval of Australian immigration officials.

Ryan’s 140 page report also recommends that clinics treating asylum seekers offshore be accredited to a level equivalent to Royal Australian College of General Practitioners (RACGP) standards. He recommends the Department of Home Affairs also conduct annual audits of clinics “in conjunction with” the RACGP.

Happily for the Morrison government, which has sensibly shut down parliament, Paladin is likely to be eclipsed by China.

The elephant in the news-room and the dark shadow over HMAS Chum Bucket‘s chartroom is, of course, China which, we learn this week, bans ship-loads of Australian coal, at Dalian, a north-east port where ninety per cent of our iron ore goes ashore. From its posturing, it’s clear no-one in government knows why China should give us the coal shoulder- but suddenly everyone can explain it all away. Alarmed? Relax. Sheesh, it’s a hole in only one end of our trade flagship.

Worth around $58bn, the coal trade is Australia’s largest export earner next to iron ore ($57bn). In 2018, we exported 89 million tonnes of coal to China, worth $15 billion, almost a quarter of our nation’s total coal exports.  Now they’ve suddenly cooled off on us despite our “you beaut” free trade agreements stuck five years ago. Then it’s not a ban but just a slowing up of the process of unloading while quality control checks are carried out. Then it’s a Chinese whisper joke.

You were saying coal not cow, right? China’s Foreign Ministry spokesman, Geng Shuang, has a laugh at our expense. Yet in the China Daily, he upbraids ScoMo for alleging that “a sophisticated state actor” (read China) is behind the recent hack attacks both on parliamentary computers and those of major political parties.

China Daily responds by calling Scott Morrison a conspiracy theorist. ScoMo is rebuked for his Trump-like public accusations and for being a US lackey- or at least rashly irresponsible.

“… this is not the first time that Canberra’s anxiety-driven willingness to emulate Washington has prompted it to lay the responsibility for alleged spying at Beijing’s door… No matter whether he was assigning the malevolent acts to China or another country, it is irresponsible of him to cast aspersions in this way.”

Ian Verrender reports a Chinese go-slow on coal imports began months ago. Dozens of coal-laden ships are queued off ports across China as delays extend beyond 40 days.

Five harbours are under Dalian customs control but Phillip Lowe, governor of our politicised Reserve Bank -which even cautioned the Morrison government to avoid any “regulatory response” to the Banking Royal Commission which might put the brakes on lending to home buyers and businesses –  is quick to point out that it’s only a few months of our exports. A drop in the national coal bucket, really.

On the other hand, (Reserve Bankers are masters of understatement; the measured anti-inflammatory, anodyne),

“If it were to be the sign of a deterioration in the underlying political relationship between Australia and China, that would be much more concerning.”  Nothing like a passive, subjunctive construction to sound the non-alarmist alarm.

Given coal from Russia and Indonesia is still welcome in China, our finest political minds work feverishly overnight to assure us not to take the ban personally. This type of thing happens all the time; there’s nothing to see here. In brief, no-one has a clue what’s going on and China isn’t about to enlighten anyone. If it were a shrewd move to slow down coal consumption, then others would be subject to the same bans and caps.

Other commentators, including Verrender, see the bans as serious. Despite involving about ten per cent of our coal exports, Dalian’s indefinite ban on Australian coal imports marks a significant deterioration in Sino-Australian trade relations. As Greg Jericho notes, the incident exposes the Coalition’s spin about its Free Trade agreement with China. Revealed beneath the hyperbole is the vacuous rhetoric and the hollow promise of the free trade “breakthrough”.

“A major step in cementing closer economic relations with China” that would “be the catalyst for even further mutual gain between our two countries”, raved our then foreign minister, Julie Bishop, in 2014. Jericho calls bulldust. Had Bishop tarried after her valedictory on Thursday, someone might have asked her how it could have gone so wrong.

John “always look on the bright side” “Noddy” Birmingham, an underwhelming former education minister turned Trade Minister exudes insight and reassurance, telling an anxious nation that “it’s not an all-out ban“.  Whew! Not yet. Unlike the latest case against indefinite detention on Manus and Nauru just delivered to the High Court.

Prominent refugee lawyers are preparing to prick the government’s latest thought bubble – the moving of sick refugees and asylum seekers to Christmas Island. In addition, two new legal actions will also be heard in the High Court, explains ACU Allan Myers Professor of Law, Spencer Zifcak, a former president of Liberty Victoria – class action cases which argue that the Commonwealth has acted negligently; breached its duty of care.

The lawyers will argue that the negligence is constituted by crimes against humanity.

The Commonwealth Criminal Code 1995 criminalises certain crimes against humanity recognised in international law. These include:

  • Imprisonment or other severe deprivations of liberty.
  • Severe deprivation of a person’s rights under the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. These include freedom from cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment, freedom from arbitrary arrest , the right to take a case before a court if deprived of liberty, the presumption of innocence, freedom of expression, and freedom from national, racial or religious discrimination.
  • Inhumane treatment i.e. treatment engaged in intentionally that causes great suffering, serious injury to body or to mental or physical health.

The argument is that the Commonwealth government has committed each of these crimes offshore.

As for Christmas Island, Human Rights Law Centre executive director, Hugh de Kretser, tells Nine Newspapers’ Sydney Morning Herald, “the legal basis for a challenge would be that the government had breached its duty of care by sending refugees and asylum seekers to a place where inadequate treatment was available”.

National Justice Project’s George Newhouse concedes a legal challenge over Christmas Island, which has inadequate medical facilities, is more likely to succeed than a challenge for those in offshore detention on Nauru or Manus.

While ScoMo is busy rehearsing his Kiwi charm offensive, Friday Labor also fires a warning shot across the bow of the Chum Bucket. And upstages him. The Opposition’s Immigration spokesman, Minister Shayne Neumann tells AAP,

“Labor, if elected, will accept New Zealand’s generous offer to resettle refugees with appropriate conditions similar to those under the US arrangements and negotiate other third country resettlement options as a priority.”

Labor reaffirms its pledge to accept New Zealand’s offer, a strategic policy announcement which wedges Scott Morrison, a puppet of his right wing, into defending an immoral, illegal and unsustainable, punitive, indefinite, offshore detention regime on the grounds that any change to it is “not in Australia’s interest”.

Opinion polls and the Coalition defeat in Wentworth suggest he’s increasingly out of touch with popular opinion. Sixty per cent of voters polled by GetUp! last Thursday support Medevac Bill reports The Guardian Australia.

Yet the nation so often learns of government by snafu, it may become inured to scandal and incompetence. Paladin alone or Chum-gate alone would be sufficient to bring other governments down. Now there’s dinnerplate.

The Morrison government must, navigate reefs of hazards as scandals arise from as far away as Manus Island and as near as the plush executive suites of our big bean-counters’ head offices with their billion dollar Sydney harbour views

Dinnerplate, involves CEOs from the nation’s Big Four accountancy firms, EY, KPMG, Deloitte and PwC meeting regularly for private dinners, as Labor’s shadow assistant treasurer and former ANU economics professor Andrew Leigh discovers.

Naturally such gatherings lend themselves to admiring the view, praising the catering and appreciating the wine list, but Leigh’s curious to know what else is on the menu – and has asked to ACCC to look into the meetings.

Allegations of price fixing; collusion over fees and monopolising markets, such as Hayne found among our banks are not easy to prove. Doubtless the bean counters are celebrating their colossal good fortune in being blessed with a Coalition government which has been prepared to pay them $1.7 billion between 2013 and 2017 for their services.

Dining together may have in no small way contributed to any or all of the big four looking after their other three mates. A similar cosy mutual self-help arrangement also appears to have been part of the Helloworld Travel pitch, although all parties vociferously deny any allegations of impropriety.

Joe Hockey, our Ambassador to the US and occasional Trump golfing partner, a former treasurer who once defended a hike in the petrol excise on the basis that poor people either don’t own cars or don’t drive very far buys $1.3 million dollars’ worth of shares in a company run by his bestie, Andrew Burnes.

Burnes, who just happens to be federal Liberal Treasurer is CEO of a travel company Helloworld Travel which stands to win a billion dollar government contract if the Coalition scraps Labor’s red tape and goes with a single travel agency.

Tragically, after the rude intrusion of Labor and sections of the media, Joe’s holdings have dropped a tad. Shane Wright on Insiders brings it up.

Cursed by a run of bad luck and mismanagement, the Chum Bucket fetches up high and dry on a dying Great Barrier Reef after freakish cyclone force winds bring a perfect storm of graft, cronyism and catastrophic incompetence. As Jim Chalmers puts it

I seek leave to move the following motion:

That the House

(1) notes that:

(a) yesterday, it was revealed the Finance Minister received free flights to Singapore from Helloworld, which he booked by calling the CEO of this ASX listed company directly, just before it was awarded a multimillion dollar whole-of-government contract by the Minister’s own Department;

(b) today, it’s been reported that US Ambassador Joe Hockey – who has a million dollar shareholding in Helloworld – helped a Helloworld subsidiary lobby for the Embassy’s travel contract;

(c) the CEO of Helloworld and one of its largest shareholders Andrew Burnes is a Liberal Party heavyweight and current Liberal Party Treasurer, with connections to a number of Liberal Party politicians;

(d) the Finance Minister told Senate Estimates yesterday that he had “a close personal relationship” with Mr Burnes;

(e) Mr Burnes was previously a colleague of the now Prime Minister during the Prime Minister’s time at Tourism Australia;

(f) since being awarded Government contracts, the share price of Helloworld has skyrocketed, making shareholders like Mr Hockey and Mr Burnes rich; and

(g) this morning, it was reported that the Herald Sun asked almost all of the 82 Liberal MPs in Parliament whether they had received free travel from Helloworld, but only 14 said they had not; and

(2) therefore, calls on the Prime Minister to investigate and report to the House how far this Helloworld scandal reaches into his Government.

The PM hunches over his papers. Gets Christopher Pyne to answer.

Luckily, ScoMo’s unplugging the nation’s parliament for six weeks. The Coalition’s lost the remote. No-one’s seen it since Morrison lost Wentworth, plunging his government into minority. At least Hockey Owes Me should now get a good box office. It will run back to back with Tampa 2.0, the Coalition’s end of term pantomime; another terrific show to follow up Paladin’s Cave, a $423 million mystery saga attracting rave reviews this week over at Senate Estimates’ theatre in the round.

Hockey owes me turns out to be a big show with a huge cast, stunning song and dance numbers and some beaut ensemble work from veteran performer Hockey and his a star-studded chorus. A drop-dead gorgeous performance of injured innocence from Helloworld’s CEO Andrew Burnes, who also manages to double as the Liberal Party’s federal treasurer steals the show. Forming a brilliant counterpoint to Burnes’ aria Hockey Owes Me is the pathos of the poignant testimony of disgruntled former executive, Russell Carstensen. The production is every bit as good as Tampa 2.0.

Tampa 2.0 is modelled on the false assumption that John Howard won in 2001 by getting commandos to prevent the Tampa, a Norwegian vessel from docking at Christmas Island to put ashore 433 refugees it had rescued from the water.

The popular fiction is that Tampa robbed Labor of an easy election win. In reality, as statistician Adrian Beaumont and analyst Peter Brent point out, the polls were closing after Labor’s 57-43 lead in March to 52-48 in August when Howard denied Tampa permission to its human cargo. And while the Coalition may have gained a two point lead from Tampa, it gained five points from September 11 gaining a 55-45 lead which abated to a 51-49 win in November.

And HMAS Chum Bucket? The craft is modelled on US civil warship, CSS Hunley, one of the earliest fighting submarines sporting forty feet of bulletproof iron but a most dangerous vessel to be inside.

Morrison’s crew, duck down the hatch; all hands to the pumps. Chum Bucket is leaking badly; listing starboard.  Sharks circle asylum-seeker policy writes Laura Tingle who also notes that “chum buckets are buckets full of fish guts and heads and other smelly stuff” which fisher-folk cast overboard “to attract a feeding frenzy of fish, particularly sharks”.

Chum bucket first hove into view with ScoMo ranting that Labor had “gone to the bottom of the chum bucket” in seeking the truth behind Helloworld, a scandal which could blow any government out of the water. Chum bucket is Sutherland Shire satire; rebarbative wit. You can take the boy out of Bronte but you can’t take the Bronte out of the boy.

Julie Bishop, jumps ship, another rat joining a slew of deserters, including ship’s purser Kelly O’Dwyer, a former NAB banker whose bon voyage bon mots are missed by many Liberals, including Tony Abbott who choose to slink out precisely as O’Dwyer rises to give her valedictory.

It may be payback for her one good speech given to Victorian Liberals where she recently excoriated her party telling her colleagues the Liberals are widely regarded as “homophobic, anti-women, climate-change deniers”.

Displaying all the true grit and instinct for self-survival which has made her a household name, along with her enormous capacity for business travel, Princess Mesothelioma, aka Julie Bishop, a former corporate lawyer, whose sterling work for Perth legal firm Clayton Utz in the 1980s helped CSR delay compensation payouts the courts had already awarded to victims of its asbestos mining at Wittenoom.

“Even if the workers die like flies, they will never be able to pin anything on CSR,” wrote Norman Irving, the mining corporation’s personnel manager in 1977, expressing a contempt for its wage slaves distressingly familiar to students of modern industrial relations. Bishop, or Julie Gillon as she was then devised her own echo of Irving’s solicitude.

As Peter Gordon, recalls, “(She) was rhetorically asking the court why workers should be entitled to jump court queues just because they were dying.”

Gordon’s words sum up so much of the inhumanity, injustice and indifference to those lower on the social ladder as much as they foreshadow the sense of privilege and entitlement and arrogant superiority that will ultimately be the undoing of this Liberal government, a Liberal government, as Bill Shorten put it, of the donors, by the donors for the donors.

Time democracy and humanity got a look in.

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  1. Glenn K

    David, absolute gold!

  2. Shaun Newman

    David, for a bloke with as little formal education as I have, it is difficult to express how much I loved this article,. So many nails hit on heads, congratulations beautifully written.

  3. whatever

    Ita Butrose likely to be head of ABC.
    Not the coal thing, again. I already explained this, but here we go……
    Liberal politicians and Coal industry types have always been whingeing about the efficiency of port operations, during the 1980’s many were filmed at Newcastle beaches pointing to the armada of coal ships on the horizon. “This is because of the unions and over-regulation” they would explain, but there are only so many ships you can have through a port in real-time. Its NOT a conveyor belt.
    Someone has resurrected this meme, but now they are whingeing about coal ships dwelling at the delivery end.

  4. Shaun Newman

    “Gordon’s words sum up so much of the inhumanity, injustice and indifference to those lower on the social ladder as much as they foreshadow the sense of privilege and entitlement and arrogant superiority that will ultimately be the undoing of this Liberal government, ”

    I of course will be voting Labor in the House, and Green in the Senate, for two reasons. Firstly because there is no competition to Labor in the House, and like the first paragraph, Labor does not in Queensland at least recognize any employment below school teacher, it’s as if those of us who have been clerks, shop assistant’s console operators 9service stations) don’t exist. And secondly Green in the Senate, because as we have seen from the current crop of dirtbags, power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

  5. Shaun Newman

    David, may I copy and paste this article to my blog for future reference?

  6. David Tyler

    No problems, Shaun as long as you acknowledge where it came from.
    kind regards, David

  7. Kronomex

    And Scummo has gone all climatey –

    https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/scott-morrison-pledges-2-billion-10-year-boost-to-direct-action-fund-in-election-climate-pitch-20190224-p50zvt.html

    Urg, gag, choke…I amlost threw up in my a little –

    “Declaring his intention to act with “cool heads, not just impassioned hearts”, Mr Morrison will pledge “meaningful, practical action on climate change, without damaging our economy or the family budget”.”

    His desperation is like a choking cloud of a herd of cows in your lounge room all farting at the same time.

  8. Eljay1506

    David what can I say…you sure have a way with words, and with those words I can see a strong bright light at the end of this very long dark tunnel we have been forced to live in. Fantastic article, I salute you!

  9. whatever

    This is what Scotty is famous for.

  10. Frank Smith

    Great article David. Thank You!

    I note Scummo is giving the ineffectual “Emissions Reduction Fund” a new monicker – just what you might expect of a cluey, over-excited, shouty and failed advertising guru. Like the old ERF the new “Climate Stabilisation Fund” will shovel public money to National Party supporting farmers not to clear that patch of mulga scrub they were never going to clear anyway. Like the ERF providing Bunnings funding to change its lights to LEDs or whatever, the new CSF will fund business mates to replace their clapped out air conditioners and appliances. As in the Helloworld scandal the CSF is just another scheme to transfer public money to “MATES”.

  11. Frank Smith

    Damn this autocorrect! “patch of mulga scrub”.

    And I note the CSF has been reworked to the “Climate Solutions Fund”. Clever of Scummo don’t you think?

  12. Diannaart

    Scummo has ‘saved’ the Villers Bretonneux Dawn Service, the push for a later time (10.00AM) was scuppered by our brave PM, because he is right. No other reasons needed by our vigilant Shouty McShout Face.

    The art of politics is a refined and nuanced thing.

  13. Kerri

    Chum; one’s friend or companion thrown overboard to attract sharks.
    David De Garis?
    Thank you again Mr Tyler

  14. paul walter

    With hearts devoid of anything but malice towards the wider public, the single remaining option is smear and agitprop to manufacture consent for more corruption and authoritarianism.

  15. helvityni

    whatever,

    I was shocked when I saw that Ita has a chance to become the head of the ABC….

    Ita Buttrose from the Woman’s Weekly or some such outfit…dear me…

    Thank you, Victorian Premier for giving your Prize to Behrouz Boochani…. ( will buy the book)…

    Thanks also to my favourite Labor politician, Dreyfus, for Chum Bucket….

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For the Coalition

 

For the Coalition, the latest Newspoll result entrenches the view that an early election would be preferable as for the third month in a row they are 10 points behind in the poll. The longer the delay the worse things will get for them, they could be all but wiped out if the situation lasts till May 19′ especially if a week is a long time in politics. The new Prime Minister is also on the nose in our egalitarian, secular society with his religious fanaticism and his pretense to be a daggy Dad.

 
Disunity is death in politics and this L’NP government has basically been at war between the factions from the beginning, throw in the consistent scandals Barnably Joyce’s affair with his staffer, leadership challenges and the failure to produce policies on Australia’s most pressing problems such as the cost of living, the loss of living standards, climate change, housing and homelessness, and you have a very angry electorate who will only get angrier.
 

The three stooges

17.11.18

Re the three stooges letters to the Editor on Friday 16th November 2018. Firstly I would like to point out that there were many inaccuracies in all of the letters, however, not enough space to type all here so as an example allow me to take just one as an example.

 

Tasmania have about 510,000 people and have 5 in the House of Representatives, North Qld with 540,000 people have only 2. I’m sure the member for Capricornia(NPA) the member for Dawson(NPA) the member for Herbert (ALP) the member for Leichart(LNP) and the member for Kennedy (KAP) would be very interested to know that there were only two of them.

 

Regards,

 

Shaun Newman

 


17.11.18

 
 
‘ROGUE POLLIE LASHES LNP” Townsville Bulletin 16.11.18 I would hardly describe what Jason Costigan said as a ‘lashing’ however it does continue the problem that the federal L’NP government and it’s State counterparts face, which is internal squabbling instead of “getting on with the job” as the pollies are so fond of saying.
 
I can’t recall one positive statement from Costigan in all the time he has been in the Queensland parliament. Occasionally I see Freckles on TV and even less occasionally I see Crisafulli making some weak excuse of an attack on the Queensland Labor government however Costigan is all but invisible.
 
There are many infrastructure improvements that I would like to see for Townsville and North Queensland, including the proposed hydroelectricity power station built at the Burdekin Falls Dam site. If Costigan wants to open his mouth he should be advocating for that project to go ahead for North Queensland, not concerning himself with in the parliament with internal LNP politics.
 
Regards,
 
Shaun Newman
 

Shaun Newman

I have been talking

I have been talking to some friends who are disillusioned with the major political parties currently available for electing into government, and whilst the ALP seems the most likely to get their vote, they, like me yearn for a real voting alternative to the two major parties.

The most common wish is for a people’s political party who would legislate in favour of the Australian people, not in favour of our multinational corporations. So it is with this in mind that I now call for expressions of interest to be shown in establishing such a party.

This is a dilemma for at least 5 million Australians, in excess of 3 million of these people, live below the poverty line, and it’s time in Australian history that a new People’s Party Australia be established. Any expressions of interest can be emailed to sne35565@westnet.com.au clearly marked “People’s Party Australia.

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